December 2009
51 posts
New Year's Resolutions
-Write. A lot.
-Stay focused.
-Perfect that damn boardslide on that damn box.
-Keep my nails painted and not chipping. (Very miniscule resolution, but it drives me crazy that I do that)
-Become a little more DEpendent on my friends instead of reveling wholeheartedly in complete independence and solitude.
-Cut back on the Sour Patch Kids. Your ass is getting big, Cami.
-Stop being scared to...
We'll take a long walk through the cornfield, and...
Overheard at the doctor's office
Dad: Hey honey, why don't you color inside the lines? I know you can.
Daughter: *sigh* Uhhh Dad, people have to do what they want to do. Ok?
Dad: Well alright then.
Daughter: Besides, you're a boy and I'm a girl.
Dad: Well, what difference does that make?
Daughter: Umm I have long hair, and you have no hair.
“I’m glad he took our presents. You can’t hurt Christmas, Mr. Mayor,...”
– How the Grinch Stole Christmas….stolen from Lindley’s facebook
Dominos-The Big Pink
As soon as I love her...
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Thoughts of the Moment
Why would anyone ever make jeans without pockets on them? I just bought the most PERFECT fitting jeans ever and was so excited to have “THE JEANS,” only to realize that they might as well be leggings because of their complete uselessness by lacking pockets. Now where in tarnation can I keep my cellular device when my hands are full of coffee cups/alcoholic beverages/shopping...
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Lady Gaga Medley
Pure amazingness. Yes, I said...
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“The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me.”
—Ayn Rand
Sisters, Spinsters, Effing Badass
Gah. I love my best friend. I am so lucky to have someone that I can ramble about anything to and who completely understands me. I don’t even understand myself 95% of the time until after I talk to her. She literally completes me. Cheesy, I know, but whatever, it’s true. “A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the...
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The love of my life is now the word ‘traboccant’ which means superabundant or excessive. I promise to give it...
If 974 people join, I will punch a baby llama in...
I text the person next to me stuff I can’t say out loud.
I also go out of my way to step on a leaf if it looks crunchier than one right next to my foot.
I feel my phone vibrate in my pocket when it doesn’t, and I hate people that take 4 hours to text me back.
I wish music played during epic moments of my life and not just in movies too.
No, I don’t have anything to hide;...
Lindley: And then a transformer busted outside.
Cami: A TRANSFORMER?!
Lindley: Not robots in disguise, Cami, an electrical unit.
Louisiana is EUPHORIC! How happy is your state? →
Oh yeah, Tennessee is reppin #4. It’s that southern hospitality, baby.
Having my Cake and Eating it Too
Being snowed in is absolutely glorious…unless you are supposed to be at a wedding the next day. Time for Plan B. (As in not Plan A, not the birth control. Gosh.) See you on the slopes loves!
If Myspace and Facebook had a baby...FACESPACE! →
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Twenty Never Looked So Good
Soooo I’m officially 20 now. And as my best friend reminded me, “Only 365 more days till you’re 21!” The countdown to the gradual downfall of any morals I have begins now. ;)
But, in other news, birthday=success. I had an amazing day starting with being woken up by my gorgeous bestie Lindley with my fave breakfast. (Sorry I was naked; I was bringing in my birthday in my...
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I know the reason it's hard to find guys is...
6:05 a.m.
Lin: Happy Birthday pretty girl! I brought you breakfast!
Me: Well...I'm naked.
Lin: ....oooh
TFLN: Local Edition →
Because I love laughing at drunk people I could potentially know.
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coffee gets me wired. inspired. electifired.
1) Acoustic guitar is the best music to dream to.
2) Boys will be boys.
3) Lindley and I are the ultimate facebook stalkers. ULTIMATE.
4) Colby jack cheese makes the world a better place.
5) Boys wearing plaid make me weak in the knees. Hello, lumberjack hipster badass :)
6) I am suddenly interested in woodworking.
7) Facebook chat stresses me out.
8) Looking snuggly in the winter...
2009: The Year of Lady Gaga
“That girl is on fashion crack.”
Hermaphrodite? Man? Woman? Genius?
I think she’s some kind of reincarnated Madonna alien. She doesn’t just push limits; she completely eradicates them. So inspirational.
Very Busy People-The Limousines
“I got an...
“In an ideal world, I would have all ten fingers on my left hand so my right hand...”
– Dwight Schrute
cami.baby vs. cami baby
Un-fucking-believable. Did you really think you wouldn’t get caught up in all your lies? Honestly, I’ve never met anyone who would stoop to such low levels. Making fake profiles and impersonating someone is not only retarded, but it’s illegal. So grow up. Because I have.
Why don’t you do something useful with your redneck life and delete that FAKE PROFILE you made of me?...
Fat and Sassy, With an Emphasis on Fat
Boo. Can’t sleep; too many triple grande caramel brulee lattes. Which in turn apparently results in me deciding to finish off Lindsey’s peppermint milkshake from Sonic. Which then makes me crave chips and salsa. Which I have none of (damn you, grocery shopping). Which then leads to the brilliant idea of canned chili and leftover chips from Chili’s. Deliciously fattening, yet...
“When inspiration struck, he would write the lines down and drop them in a bag....”
– Charles Wright, from “Poem Half in the Manner of Li Ho”
“Okay. You have two options.
1. You can focus and do this homework.
2. Or you...”
– the greatest friend anyone could ever ask for and my personal motivator, Lindley Houston
I Like to Wear High Heels and Strut Around When I...
Bass throbbing loud, hip-gyrating, viciously intense music included of course.
Dear Greedy Gum Whores,
Just because I have a packet of gum does not entitle you to a piece. Which is why I am now going to start carrying an empty packet just to have sufficient evidence to wave in your face and say, “Oh sorry, BUUUT that was my last piece.” And then I’ll keep my secret stash all to myself. Sneaky, I know.
Peace out kids.
-Cami
“There’s nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and...”
– Red Smith, newspaper sports columnist.
How a Web Design Goes Straight to Hell →
So typical, I love it.
damn those lacking zoo trips.
Me: Hmm do you have a twitter dear?
Tara: Hell no, I barely get work done as it is.
Me: Don't give me these lies or I will swashbuckle you. ;) (that winky face makes that oddly sexual doesn't it?)
Tara: Mmm being swashbuckled...Sorry about the lack of zoo trips when I was home. I had to spend time with my family and whatnot. However, when I get back I have a full three weeks at home, and I'm gonna need your help in finding reasons to refrain from going insane.
Me: Ahh yes. I understand. My life sucks as well. And we are definitely going to "chill." And by chill I mean make complete fools of ourselves and cause massive mayhem and destruction while wearing skinny jeans, high heels, and rocking out to every glorious band we know. Inebriation included of course.
Tara: Thus creating a bright spot in my future.
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Things I Do that Piss Me Off: A Continuing Series
You know those habits that when you catch yourself doing them you immediately flare your nostrils, clench your jaw, and yell obscenities that can’t be repeated within any radius of a small child at yourself in your brain? And then you then you think “Jesus Christmas Cami, what the fudge is wrong with you? Surely you have enough willpower to stop being retarded for at least 2 seconds...
